We agreed to meet up for a drink prior to the shoot so they could relax and unwind a small. For me, this was going to be the first shoot reverting back to the old way of working for me, so I was a small timid too. Ipswich is still quite far to go to return empty handed. Before today, all my shoots started off doing pictures, then do the hard version then do the soft version after that but I have had a few shoots fall foul of this method which I’ve adopted since splitting with John Mason. This is how we used to work. I realized I was taking a risk but felt confident it was a good risk to do the hard version first. As it turned out, it worked out a lot better especially for Lorna and Leon. Compare the hard version to the soft and you’ll dl what I mean. I always felt the photo sessions robbed some of that chemistry and spontaneity that made my earlier One Eyed jack shoots fun.

Lorna, it has to be said, is a lovely little bundle of fun and with her lil frame makes u wanna stuff her in your pocket and runaway, though I’m sure Leon would have something to say about it. As I keep stressing to the point of boredom, the great thing about this line is you can feel the heat between the couples and I always feel I’m getting something personal. Both were very intimate with each other, especially since Lorna loves playing with Leons arse. The proof is right there. I suspect that they were on their best behavior for their initial outing and reckon they are quite psychosexual when you get to know them.

Still, here I am now, again, 2 months later and by no means disappointed after driving half way across the country, it is a gamble but today I felt lucky. Although today was not as rude as I would have hoped, it was an honest to goodness straight up I-love- fucking-my-girlfriend-kind of shoot with Justin delivering a powerhouse sperm shot, which you’d expect for some one younger and full of testosterone. Interesting note for lovers of variety that Nina is Turkish and Justin is a young dark man for all you lovers of inter racial, this is proper stuff and a shoot I was well pleased with. This gives me the satisfaction that it was worthwhile driving out far when u know your not going to come back dejected and empty handed.

Mark did a sound job shagging his beautiful wife from the sofa to the bedroom where he performed anal which ended with two cumshots, an anal sperm pie (is that called a chocolate jizz pie?) and a separate vaginal cream pie. Very rude, but then, we expect nothing less here at Real Couples

Kiwis disability didn’t stop him from performing with her in the usual way but because he is paralysed from the waist down, he can’t feel any sensation to get a natural erection and has to resort to NHS prescribed injections to get it up to satisfy the missus who did the usual oral, vaginal and anal penetrations purely for the clip as Kiwi doesn’t benefit anything other than visual from it apparently. All in all a shoot out of the ordinary. There’s nothing wrong with a bit of different once in a while, but then, that’s the beauty of shooting genuine couples. You never know exactly what you are going to get until you get it.

Lucy and Chubb are planning on getting married in five months from this month and Chubb proved to be a game on dude. It’s rare to find a guy who is not insecure about his missus shagging another man but as the story goes, he was supportive of her getting into the adult industry and Lee is like an advisor/ friend/ part time fuck buddy and friend to this happy couple. By the way, she reminds me of Melanie Sykes, though I’m sure this will be subjective to some of you who don’t think likewise.

Another observation I noted was Jim was a bit shy despite being behind the camera for so long in charge of things directing it felt strange to be on the other side (tell me about it). The great thing about them though, Jims nerves aside (Lara took to it like a duck to water) they did a bloody good show. Lara is very sexy with her all natural looks and nice hooters and very hot. Hmmm. U could feel the heat between these two as Jim shagged Lara from the lounge to the stairs to the bedroom.

I can honestly say at the end of a seemingly long journey I had a nice sexy cup of freshly made tea waiting for me when I got there and I knew I was in for a good shoot with this couple. My usual fear is that the dude may be put off by something (like my hairstyle) or other but Frederica and D J were keen to get it on displaying a keen eagerness and inspired positions in their performance. I was even asked to rate them at the end to which I paused to reflect and gave them a generous 8 ½ out of ten. They were insistent. It would have been higher if they had spread certain bits to facilitate better viewing of penetrative acts but with new couples I don’t like to spoil their moment and put them off with too much direction thereby denying myself a damn good show which was what I was privileged to get. If it means anything Freddie is in her late 30’s (at a guess) and D J is in his mid 40’s.

Shaz was wasted, which was a shame since she demanded a high calibre performance and requested a load of guys for a gang bang. This girl needs proper performers and we failed in our mission to give it to her. Its at times like this I think maybe I should reconsider my options in this direction. Everyone is starting to make their own videos now that it is legal that I’m starting to understand what the likes of other more established producers were going on about when they felt their positions were under threat due to competition from rising competitiors. I believe competition is good but in this case, it means I should steer off in a different direction if everyone else is doing the same thing.

We proceeded with the shoot as a couple of passers by nearly caught us, or rather did and just moved swiftly on with out further to do, though I’m sure it didn’t do Sarah any favors when considering the anal she was building up to. All in all a good horny scene rounded off with Jay popping off in Sarah’s bum with her on top in missionary position. If cumming in the twat is a sperm pie, is cumming in the arse a chocolate eclair? Well this is what Jay did, but there was no chocolate and he gaped her arse. I think Sarah was quite impressed nay even shocked with herself when she watched the footage back. What a sporting couple.

Michelle is getting kinkier every time she works for me and from what I download of Jay, he is getting better form being good since that vid they did with Martha for Back Door Raiders. I got back home later that night and I was fucking knackered. All that driving and filming took it out of me for the day but I slept well assured that the day was well worth the effort of my journey.

We joked about it on the day but I suspect deep down Angie was livid at the thought. I mean, imagine switching on a porno tape for the first time and seeing your Mum and Dad and worse still, your mates oblivious are going, “Go on my son! Give Er one!” Still, the odds of them finding out maybe slim indeed but as it turns out they have thought it through and have friends who have done the same so here they are in the hired hotel room getting it on. Bill single handedly carried the show, talking continuously to encourage Angie who seemed not too confident but occasionally displaying signs of enjoyment as Bill hit the right spots . It certainly was in keeping with the rest of the shows and interesting in its own “real” sort of way.

Mark decided he was going to give me something different by shagging Lynn on the balcony of the fourth floor in the building they lived opposite an office block! Seeing that it was Sunday and no one was present in the building to see Lynn getting shagged with her big natural titties jiggling around it was okay and looked wild, though I’m sure I’m going to have to okay this with the BBFC who might construe this as sex in a public place which technically it wasn’t. A lively shoot indeed.

I will still work with them as I pointed out that, being their first shoot, I would normally treat this as a test shoot for my House Calls line but as it was an SPS/ One Eyed Jack collaboration, it was what it was. Still, I’d like to think I made something decent of a shoot that was not at its ultimate best, but then, I wouldn’t necessarily put that all down to the performers either. There are a lot of producers making videos now and not many of them are demanding or know how to direct a porn scene there fore not educating performers like Lisa and Mike in the ways of porno, which is not all about pointing a camera at 2 people fucking as some would have you believe.

Back to specifics, I took advantage of Karinas building a website by having Arran clip material in a way couples would shoot and using that footage as second camera and allowing them to use it for Karinas site. It was a nice horny shoot resulting in Arran spunking in her bitch and letting it leak out on the sofa in what industry terminology defines as a sperm pie. I think Karina favours this above cumshot jizz shots, but hey, what ever the girls like. They are after all, the real stars in the eyes of wankers. Definitely gots to get Karina on the Lubed series next.

I had a bit of déjà vu on the shoot the way Wayne performed for a while. It reminded me of John Mason by some of the moves but since he worked for John to start off with, I can understand why. They gave a good energetic performance fitting for this line. We did the hard shoot in the afternoon but since their long journey started from getting up early in the day I let them have a few hours off before doing the soft later on that night.

We went to Epping Forest and whilst I was doing pictures, Debbie & Bra were nude when two cyclists on mountain bikes rode past as if nothing had happened, although I caught one of them break out into a shit eating grin. No doubt they parked the bikes up somewhere so they could see the action unfold but what they were about to witness was not your everyday suck and fuck- ooooh no. Brad shagged Debs hard up the arse, covered her mouth with insulation tape and wrapped it around her hands tying her to the tree and fucking her, in between pissing on each other and wanking Debbie to several g-spot ejacs. Debbie got so into it at 1 point that something embarrassing happened when she was coming but I’ll spare her blushes by not revealing it here, though I’m sure u can guess what it was.

Paul is the only one I’ve seen that made Claire break out into a cold sweat and have difficulty breathing when he fucks her in a certain position. It was a chilled shoot on a warm sunset Saturday evening when Claire got to grips with Paul’s wang. She took him well anally too. Claire makes sexy gapers and has that just nailed hard look about her that I like, though her and Paul’s relationship seems to change from day to day like the British weather, I was a bit worried if I was going to get another shoot at all, but it made for interesting chemistry on screen with Claire slapping him for making a cheeky comment- I’m definitely leaving that in the final edit. Still, I left them in good loving spirits afterwards and I had a blazing shoot. Claire called me the next day to say that they nailed like maniacs after I left and Paul came in her eye. Nice 1.