Amateur Porn

Liz and Stefan called me wanting to be on Real Couples through Avalon, who put in a good word for me. They did their homework by checking out the site, recognised some of their fellow colleagues then contacted me. It was a while before I shot them as I was in the midst of setting off to Czech and they were on their way to Ibiza for a working holiday.

So here I am, in Staines, over an hour late after turning up at what I thought was the right address in the wrong part of the area. Doh. Liz is actually an Aussie (Sheila) who has done a bit of work in the states for such large companies like Zero Tolerance, Redlight and others so is no stranger to all this. Stefan has been in the adult industry for a few years already and has manged to avoid my attention until now. Liz has a striking resemblance to Jirina, a Czech young babe John Mason brought over a couple of years ago. Liz and Stefan qualified for the show as they are engaged. Although Stefan had a hard time starting off with, I had faith he was going to come through and this he did with gusto. It’s a strange observation this but I notice that little girls take large cocks a lot easier than their larger counterparts. Their anal clip was like Wow! Sexy stuff. I love to watch attractive women doing kinky things and Liz did not disappoint. All this was garnished with hot kissing and general passion between the 2 as they went at it until Liz gave the order whilst Stefan was drilling her arse to come in her mouth. I think this proved too much for him as he tugged out and yanked off a torrent of sexy sperm in her waiting mouth, baiting him even more with raunchy talk. She held the jizz in her mouth before pushing it out of the corner of her mouth and letting it drip off her chin and on her tits in traditional porn style. Needless to say after a sexy session like that, Liz and Stefan weren’t the only one sweating. Another blinding shoot for Real Couples.

At last, Katalin made it to Real Couples. In the beginning she wanted to be on it with a fuck buddy/ performer colleague she was fond of in the industry but I relented, not convinced this was worthy of the Real Couples stamp of approval. I know she’e been with Snipes (not his real name obviously) for quite some time now, plus Kats been out of the loop performing for a while for reasons I won’t divulge, but I would say her involvement with this chap was intrumental in her absence. Kat introduced me to her beau a couple of months ago when I gave her the green light. At this point he wasn’t too sure but then gave in and thought what the hell, u only live once and decided to give it a go. His nick name on the bouncing circuit is Snipes because of his similarity in looks with a certain dark clip star by the name of Wesley.

On the day, there was no nerves on his part, well , if there was he certainly covered it over with a tubby display of confidence in himself. I felt comfortable in a dude who has a big ego: I know he can’t fail. Hell, he woun’t fail because he knows if he does, all involved have a right to shoot him down in flames and Snipes don’t look the type of guy to be shot down in flames. If you watch him in the pics, you’ll know what I mean. Despite the buff body and muscles, Snipes is actually a friendly, polite and cordial kind of man. I can tell u that his anal vid with Kat is the first time he has done this with her in their relationship. My only regret losing in this shoot, it was not until the very end that Kat mentioned that her boyfriend is a big foot dude. Katalin does have a lovely pair of feet, which I noticed, she did her nails all in pink. I suspect he avoided that thinking I might have thought him weird or something. This aside, it was a more personal shoot for Katalin which is rare, as it hasn’t come to my knowledge that she has had a genuine orgasm on tape yet. I suspected she did on the day because she was being more noisier than usual. It was worrying because the bed was banging and creaking and I thought the neighbours could hear outside. Kat and Snipes seemed oblivious to this. My only gripe, if I am allowed one is that Snipes, being new to all this committed the usual crime that nebies usually commit when performing: Smothering the young babe and arms getting in the way of boner and twat action. This is amazing for soft, frustrating for the hard. Still, with my deft editing techniques, I’m sure I’ll do this lovely couple justice. A damn good effort on their part. Top show.

I’ve known of this couple about a year into my official post as full time pornographer some 5 years ago. Their names came up in chats with people around the way so they were known on the porn circuit as swingers more than performers and models. Carl is a regular dancer, hence the superfit body. He tells me he doesn’t even go to the gym that his body is due to dancing and fucking loads.

Here we are again, a month later and I’m impressed, not only with Amandas deep tan but also the fact she is wearing a bright yellow top in contrast with her skin tone. Okay, the lounge also had yellow walls but you can’t have everything. Since Carl wasn’t there yet, I decided to use the time wisely by interviewing Amanda, you watch, technically, she only qualifies for Real Couples because she still has sex on occasions with Carl, but really, they have split up since last November. This was interesting to me as I felt they had something more deeper and interesting than being straight up fuck buddies and derived a new twist on the Real Couples angle.

Carl arrived straight from work and you could tell straight away they were familiar by the way Carl confidently rubbed his hand into Amandas crotch to make sure she wasn’t dripping with another mans sperm inside her. Amanda seemed keen to get it on with Carl by the way they feverishly got out of their clothes to start slobbing and licking on each others bits. Amanda was amazing but Carl was also full of personality that it had me wondering why he wasn’t performing on a regular basis in the porn industry, since he is shagging girls left and right all over the place, or so it seems according to Amanda, whom seemed to be quite turned on about it when she was asking if the current woman in her exes life takes it up the arse and Carl telling her matter of factly how tight the other girls pussy was amongst other things. This is a difficult thing to get out on screen unscripted with a natural performance, especially when u consider that Carl has met me in the flesh for the first time. He put his large hard black wang to good use in Amandas mouth, bitch and arse and this is where they exceeded my expectation, Carl, being the kinky sod I found him out to be was an expert shot with spit when lubing up Amandas arse for anal and gaped her arse effectively for visual spectacle before going back in building up to his climax where Amanda did butt (or arse as I prefer) to mouth with him as he came in her mouth, but then this comes as no surprise as they appear to like watching pornography and like most people who are into it, imitate what turns them on. Good for me though..and good for you. I left there with a rather sexy shoot in the bag if I may say so. Good for you too, if you dig my stuff.

We broke for luch then headed off to Robert Rosenbergs home/ office for the next shoot. I was warned that he was a character and a man of a highly personable nature and that this was going to be his third sperm shot of the day. Robert arrived and he is just the person who I thought I met at Brussells Erotic Show about 3 years before. We shook hands and he introduced me to his girlfriend Janette whose pictures where all over the wall in his lounge and a few in the office.

I got a taste of Roberts eccentric personality during pictures when he switched the tv on to dl the sport highlights. I found this amusing, where some might find it rude as he still blazed through the picture shoot with absolutely no problems. You could tell he was a veteran of such shoots as at one point, I swear he looked disineterested. Pic shoot over, the tv was off and he got down to business on his girlfriend Janette, who is an attractive blonde 20 something who has a fit body, a lovely smile and a nice warm personality, a typical trait amongst Czech girls I am quickly finding out for myself. The couple made short shrift of this vid slobbing, fucking and alternating between twat to arse repeatedly, leadng to several gaping shots and a facial in the arse where Jeanette scooped jizz out of her arse with her fingers and sucked them off. I almost felt like I didn’t work this couple hard enough when Robert said to me “You like my special treat? I do this for you” Being a porn star couple, this was all in a days work for Janette and Robert and still she insist he fuck her harder. I saw the size of his wang repeatedly plowing in and out of her small sphincter and I was convinced, she absolutely likes a plugging in the bum. I’m not complaining.

If you’ve ever seen a video called Carlitos Way, you’ll remember some cocky young curly haired latin kid trying to get Al Pacino to meet some ’stand up guys’ by saying he’ll be quick “Boom, boom, in and out man!” Then twenty minutes later said chap who strode in boldly, chest out strutting and acting cocky loses the use of his throat and has his arm broken in a refrigerator fumbling for a beer. Unlike this chap, I left with a porn shoot under my arm with the lovely Jennifer Martin and her husband of ten years on it. Boom, boom in and out. They were a stand up couple too. While I admit, Jennifer was the real star of the show, let’s not forget without Martins boner in the mix, I would have left there empty handed and you would have been without the pleasure of seeing Jennifer getting naked and shagged.

I would have to say this was a Real Couples scene in every sense of the word. Prior to turning up on any shoot, I am paranoid that the shoot will go to waste if the guy gets stage fright and can’t get it up. There was none of that going on here today. As a matter of fact, I turned up in Nottingham (where they live) an hour late and time was a ticking towards the hour they had to pick up their tiny woman after school. I kept the social niceties to a minimum and let them get on with it in my new way of working where we do the hard first, pictures on the interim and the soft version last. This way works best for all concerned.

I could not have hoped for a better shoot. U could dl that they were still into each other, convincing me they were doing Real Couples for all the right reasons. Mark was a hero, but then how could he fail with a fit wife like Jennifer? I remember joking about them working on more kids when Mark did his facial (a strong squirty one) and there we have it, 1 sexy lovin’ and a pop shot in the mouth later, I was outta there. Boom, boom. In and out guy, cruising back to London on a wonderful summers day, listening to 80’s soul weekender tunes. Mark also did a sperm pie inside Jennifer on the soft version, even though u can’t download it , just thought I’d share that with you.

I arrived at Prague airport where I was picked up by Karl and his friend/ assistant Maurice who were both pleased to download I had arrived and whisked me straight to the hotel to check in at The White House and guess who should be there, shooting in the same hotel as moi? None other than porn legend Rocco Siffredi. Jazz was also there as he was working for Rocco. It’s ironic that Jazz started out with me years before then my first time in Czech, Jazz is there with Rocco in the same buildiong as me. Plans were made to me Lucia, the first of my shoots slated for Real Couples who wanted to meet me over dinner, without Maurice because she didn’t want to be crowded out with guys talking about the business or typical guy things.

Any doubts about Karl having a girlfriend where cast aside when we arrived at the restaurant 15 minutes late and Karl was greeted by a scowling pretty 20 year old who appeared to be polite so as not to offend me. I could tell this was no porno star union of sorts by the way they acted around each other. Lucia is strikingly adorable and not a typical porno model as she appeared to be quite innocent which belied her intelligence. She was also very yummy as she brought me home made cookies and strawberries to my room later that night. I was blown away by this gesture and believe Karl has found himself a rather special young woman.

The next day was the start of my first two shoots. The first one was Lucia and Karl . Being the pro that Karl is, there was no funny stuff the night previous so as not to affect his performance. Karl admitted that this was going to be difficult for him but assured me he couldn’t do it for anyone else but me and I knew where he was coming from. Unlike any other job, this was personal and I felt honored for that. I also have faith enough in Karl that he was going to be fine.

It was funny, but prior to the shoot, Lucia asked me if it was true if I wanted Karl to lick her arse hole. “Hell, yeah”. She thought this was weird, but I explained my reasons and she cooperated saying that I was the director and she will do as she was told. I told her no. She is the director, I am the 1 who is privileged to movie them doing what they would do in private. She agreed she will try this. I could tell both of them were timid, which worked in my favor as this is what adds the ambiance to the film which was a fairly straight forward affair. They stripped each other off, kissing, caressing, sucking, fucking, anal lingus and Karl rounded off with an internal sperm shot in her pussy and she sucked his jizz coated man meat as Karls cream dripped and ran out of her muff. First shoot in the bag within a couple of hours. I couldn’t have hoped for a smoother shoot.

Maurice is Karls friend, assistant who has driven me around, picked me up, taken me for luch and dinner as well as assisted me on shoots by setting up the lights and generally an all round diamond geezer. Today was his turn to get it on with his girlfriend for Real Couples at the office of Robert Rosenberg productions. He admitted beforehand that this was also going to be difficult for him performing with his girlfriend. It was not until after the shoot did I find out 2 reasons for this. Apparently his relationship with his girlfirend has been up and down for a while and secondly, he had a bad nights sleep due to a toothache that was constantly giving him a headache. This would have destroyed me but he refrained from telling me so I wouldn’t worry. I think this was why he took his time to get adjusted before his perfomance with Melissa Dark, not her real name, a very pretty blonde woman who reminded me of Denise Van Outen when she was younger, Now Maurice (stage name Joe Monti) was not exactly petite in the todger department, sporting quite a sizeable baton for a dick and he knew how to use it.

Melissa fellated on it and I swear it looked huge in her mouth, pussy and expecially her arse, where she took it for a while, riding it like she couldn’t get enough. You could tell there was something personal between them by their body language and chemistry. I obviously caught them at a good time. Maurice rounded off with a muff pounding and spunking over her tummy, ending a rather nice film. He even managed an equally copious load for the soft shoot.

For anyone who knows about a show called Cribs on MTV, I resisted the urge to go this route in style at McKenzie and Marks house near Stansted. I was there shooting them for Real Couples and was mightily impressed. Was good to watch Tony DeSergio there as well. He lives there too. In fact, it looked like a refuge for models and lap dancers but very stylized. Their place had a tubby lounge pool and a chubby garden. It was a very nice place befitting, I would say, a bunch of successful models in the industry. It was in the lounge I shot McKenzie and Mark as he worked out and she watched.

Interesting to note that their attitude to each other was similar to a power struggle that you might see between a couple who are sarcastic in a playful kind of way which indicated they were comfortable as girlfriend and boyfriend. I suspect McKenzie can be quite fiesty when she wants to be. A quality I find attractive in girls because you know where u stand with them and are not doing anything they would not like because they are not afraid to let u know it.

Met Lorna and Leon in Ipswich who were understandably timid given that this was their first (professional) shoot ever. They were both referred to me by Shaz (as in Dirty Shaz- for those that know her) who put in a good word for me after she had test driven them first and found them to be a lot of fun.

We agreed to meet up for a drink prior to the shoot so they could relax and unwind a small. For me, this was going to be the first shoot reverting back to the old way of working for me, so I was a small timid too. Ipswich is still quite far to go to return empty handed. Before today, all my shoots started off doing pictures, then do the hard version then do the soft version after that but I have had a few shoots fall foul of this method which I’ve adopted since splitting with John Mason. This is how we used to work. I realized I was taking a risk but felt confident it was a good risk to do the hard version first. As it turned out, it worked out a lot better especially for Lorna and Leon. Compare the hard version to the soft and you’ll dl what I mean. I always felt the photo sessions robbed some of that chemistry and spontaneity that made my earlier One Eyed jack shoots fun.

Lorna, it has to be said, is a lovely little bundle of fun and with her lil frame makes u wanna stuff her in your pocket and runaway, though I’m sure Leon would have something to say about it. As I keep stressing to the point of boredom, the great thing about this line is you can feel the heat between the couples and I always feel I’m getting something personal. Both were very intimate with each other, especially since Lorna loves playing with Leons arse. The proof is right there. I suspect that they were on their best behavior for their initial outing and reckon they are quite psychosexual when you get to know them.

Up to Manchester for this one and despite a couple of failed attempts last time I was up here for 3 days to get some shoots in the can, it was ironically, Nina and Justin leaving me with the impression I would have got s good shoot, but that particlar day left me drained when the couple I shot prior to meeting with Nina and Justin couldn’t do it. I sensed something domestic had happened and the missus was not really helping things much and admitted it.

Still, here I am now, again, 2 months later and by no means disappointed after driving half way across the country, it is a gamble but today I felt lucky. Although today was not as rude as I would have hoped, it was an honest to goodness straight up I-love- fucking-my-girlfriend-kind of shoot with Justin delivering a powerhouse sperm shot, which you’d expect for some one younger and full of testosterone. Interesting note for lovers of variety that Nina is Turkish and Justin is a young dark man for all you lovers of inter racial, this is proper stuff and a shoot I was well pleased with. This gives me the satisfaction that it was worthwhile driving out far when u know your not going to come back dejected and empty handed.

Over the Severn Briidge and into Cardiff, Wales to shoot the lovely Luxi, a young 20 something wife of Mark an older gentleman who proved to be a blinding chap. There was a bit of history between us in the past in a fleeting manner that was not entirely conducive to todays shoot and frankly, though I mention it in passing, the idiosyncrasies have no place here in this entry but as always when u meet people face to face, all things are put aside and I had a much better understanding of them as a couple. .

Mark did a sound job shagging his beautiful wife from the sofa to the bedroom where he performed anal which ended with two cumshots, an anal sperm pie (is that called a chocolate jizz pie?) and a separate vaginal cream pie. Very rude, but then, we expect nothing less here at Real Couples

I might come under attack for this but my co-producer Steve backs me on the decision to shoot a wheel chair bound chap shagging his girlfriend. The point of shooting this 1 lies in the title of the series: Real Couples. Kerry and Kiwi are exactly that and I didn’t feel we should discriminate a disabled dude showing his young babe a good time but that doesn’t mean everybody is eligible though. For instance, it would be unethical to shoot a downs syndrome or Siamese twins as that would be blatantly out of order… Oh well, only if the birds really fit. Kerry and Kiwis sexual antics were not going to be the norm from the outset. This I knew, since they are into the fetish and BDSM movie. Even though there were strong scenes that the BBFC would not allow to get an R18 certificate I sensed they restrained themselves a bit but it didn’t stop him from fisting her vag and her pissing repeatedly. Whether this gets through is another thing. The other thing about Kerry I noticed since meeting them at the BGAFD party is that Kerry is real tall, about 6′2 I think.

Kiwis disability didn’t stop him from performing with her in the usual way but because he is paralysed from the waist down, he can’t feel any sensation to get a natural erection and has to resort to NHS prescribed injections to get it up to satisfy the missus who did the usual oral, vaginal and anal penetrations purely for the clip as Kiwi doesn’t benefit anything other than visual from it apparently. All in all a shoot out of the ordinary. There’s nothing wrong with a bit of different once in a while, but then, that’s the beauty of shooting genuine couples. You never know exactly what you are going to get until you get it.

Todays shoot took place in Chesterfield and was brought to my attention by Lee Henshaw. I was a bit concerned that the presence of a high profile porn star would undermine the integrity of this series but then felt justified when Lucies fiancee agreed to participate.

Lucy and Chubb are planning on getting married in five months from this month and Chubb proved to be a game on dude. It’s rare to find a guy who is not insecure about his missus shagging another man but as the story goes, he was supportive of her getting into the adult industry and Lee is like an advisor/ friend/ part time fuck buddy and friend to this happy couple. By the way, she reminds me of Melanie Sykes, though I’m sure this will be subjective to some of you who don’t think likewise.

I filmed this friendly couple somewhere deep in the South of London. Can’t say where as it might give the game away and their names are obviously stage names but this much I can say, they are both producers of adult material in their own right, which I thought was a bit fo a coup personally, especially when you consider this was their first video together for any producer ever. I felt honoured for that.

Another observation I noted was Jim was a bit shy despite being behind the camera for so long in charge of things directing it felt strange to be on the other side (tell me about it). The great thing about them though, Jims nerves aside (Lara took to it like a duck to water) they did a bloody good show. Lara is very sexy with her all natural looks and nice hooters and very hot. Hmmm. U could feel the heat between these two as Jim shagged Lara from the lounge to the stairs to the bedroom.

Up at dawns crack this morning to beat the rush hour traffic on the motorway down to deep darkest Kent by the coast to movie one of our first couples who got in touch with us via the website. U never know what you are going to get when you don’t meet couples prior to shoot day but I had a good feeling about these 2 (names changed by request).

I can honestly say at the end of a seemingly long journey I had a nice sexy cup of freshly made tea waiting for me when I got there and I knew I was in for a good shoot with this couple. My usual fear is that the dude may be put off by something (like my hairstyle) or other but Frederica and D J were keen to get it on displaying a keen eagerness and inspired positions in their performance. I was even asked to rate them at the end to which I paused to reflect and gave them a generous 8 ½ out of ten. They were insistent. It would have been higher if they had spread certain bits to facilitate better viewing of penetrative acts but with new couples I don’t like to spoil their moment and put them off with too much direction thereby denying myself a damn good show which was what I was privileged to get. If it means anything Freddie is in her late 30’s (at a guess) and D J is in his mid 40’s.

Not exactly my finest hour this one but yet, I learnt a valuable lesson yet again. Don’t trust amateurs when it comes to shooting a gang bang. I didn’t have that much high expectancy of this shoots success on the basis of this, but what started out as a budget for 7 guys ended up being a two guy/ lady on the soft and 1 on one for the hard.

Shaz was wasted, which was a shame since she demanded a high calibre performance and requested a load of guys for a gang bang. This girl needs proper performers and we failed in our mission to give it to her. Its at times like this I think maybe I should reconsider my options in this direction. Everyone is starting to make their own videos now that it is legal that I’m starting to understand what the likes of other more established producers were going on about when they felt their positions were under threat due to competition from rising competitiors. I believe competition is good but in this case, it means I should steer off in a different direction if everyone else is doing the same thing.

Off to Belper in deep Derbyshire to shoot the lovely Sarah Wright and her fella Jay for Real Couples. It was a really nice day and the happy couple offered to do it outdoors in an open field where they did it before. Sarah also was going to give anal a go as I found out when I got there and jay informed me she was sitting down with a rump plug in her bum. Sarah doesn’t like doing anal and I told her, although I would prefer it, not to feel pressured by it. I know she wasn’t doing it just for the money as she was offered more money by bigger producers and she turned it down. The other reason she did it was for Jay. Since they don’t do it off camera (until just recently when Sarah had a drunken moment) this was going to be a rare treat for her man and for us voyeurs out there who like to view things go in and out of pretty girls pretty bum holes. By the time we get to the field on a narrow stretch of private country lane, jay noticed water was gushing out of my car. Great!

We proceeded with the shoot as a couple of passers by nearly caught us, or rather did and just moved swiftly on with out further to do, though I’m sure it didn’t do Sarah any favors when considering the anal she was building up to. All in all a good horny scene rounded off with Jay popping off in Sarah’s bum with her on top in missionary position. If cumming in the twat is a sperm pie, is cumming in the arse a chocolate eclair? Well this is what Jay did, but there was no chocolate and he gaped her arse. I think Sarah was quite impressed nay even shocked with herself when she watched the footage back. What a sporting couple.